What's in a word?

My Mom swears my first word was "Sauvignon"...

...and my sister Angela's was "Rollercoaster".

She also says I was the only one of her four children that had an imaginary friend.

...WINE drinking imaginary friend...

INSPI(RED) to plead GUILTY

So, the woman who robbed me in Mariposa (see other post) has finally plead guilty.
She was wearing my shirt in prison, the one that says "INSPI(RED)".
SOoooooooo hilarious!!!
The district attorney sent me a picture to identify my "property". Since the evidence of her WEARING MY SHIRT IN PRISON was overwhelming, she has finally plead guilty.
She's getting four years of felony probation, rehab and 6 months jail time. One other little drunk in public or drop-kicking of her child in public and she's off to felony prison for four years.
Sucks.
But if the truth's not working, the Product (RED) shirt will set you free...
HA! I'm a dork!