Post Wedding

Boo Baptist Teetotaling Reception! Hurray Weirdo Acalapulco Karaoke Birthday Party we crashed...
Wedding AND Birthday Cake? Can't complain...
See?
Chaz will eat his umbrella if you'll let him dance!

At least we're hot...

And fun...

But seriously, there's a reason why Jesus' first miracle was changing water into wine at a wedding...

What's Goin On...

We out-sang the poor girl doing karaoke.
If you look closely, you can actually see me smack Auburn!

If I was a Mythological Creature...

And god help you if you are a phoenix
And you dare to rise up from the ash
A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy
While you are just flying past
-Ani

You Are a Phoenix

Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily. You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world. You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns. However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

NO...

One day I'll learn that word...
One day I'll use it...
Until then... don't wait up!

Dear Sirs,

Regretfully, I will not be able to paint your six bodies over this weekend's services due to a most unfortunate step-sister wedding I must attend. The invitation, which came last Friday, was sudden, unexpected, and unanticipated. While I would LOVE to still be able to paint your bodies (I am partial to human canvases, afterall) and decline said wedding, I am told it would oppose all things mannered and honorable.

Puttin' it in the Piggy Bank,
Trina

Somedays I wish I was a Centenarian

I talked to Mom.
She said don't swear because it's not ladylike.

She said she feels the same way I do
Even though she doesn't-
I'm still going through a quarter life crisis;
She's going through a mid-lifer.


Mine's all about identity, truth & striving.
Her's is about men & menopause & a second shot at life.
My life has yet to begin.


Mine's all about jobs & marriage-
Who am I going to be?
What do I want to accomplish?
Who do I want to share life with?

Her's is about-
Where did I get lost?
What did I want to do and didn't?
Why did I marry those bastards?

She said life is hard for everyone.
She said its short and not to take it seriously.
I said,
"I know.
I'm fully ready to check out
& get on with the good stuff".


She said:
1) Smile
2) Read a Book
3) Listen to Music
4) Watch a Movie


I said, "That's escaping".
She said that I laugh and have fun.
I said, "That's escaping too".


She said I have good days & bad days.
She said today's bad, but I'll have a good one soon.


I said, "thanks for encouraging me",
Because I don't want her to give up on me & stop calling.

For some reason, that scares me more.

Negative Two to Thirty

Now that I'm turning 28 tomorrow, does this mean I have to start "getting my shit together"?
Boo.